Sunday, December 26, 2004

Merry XMAS Goddammit

Happy holidays everyone! Hopefully you all got the worthless crap you were longing for lo these many months. If you're lucky, it just might fill the emptiness inside of you long enough for New Years. As for me, I will have already set sail upon a sea of gin and bitter regret as I do every year. Remember, like our Christian friends tell us, Jesus is the reason for the season. It has nothing to do with the appropriation of a pagan holiday in order to more easily convert the Anglo-Saxons to Christianity around 500 A.D.

Wishing you and yours a tight motherfucking Kwanzaa, fool,

Mr. T
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